SHUT UP, BE HAPPY

Saturday 24 November, 2007

We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:
America is now under marshall law.
All constitutional rights have been suspended.
Stay in your homes.
Do not attempt to contact love ones, insurance agent or attorney.
Shut up.
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur.
Stay in your homes.
Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work.
Anyone caught outside of gates of their suveillance sectors after curfew
will be shot.
Remain calm, do not panic.
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine examples in
the morning.
Anyone gaught intefering with the collection of urine examples will be
shot.
Stay in your homes, remain calm.
The number one enemy of progress is questions.
National security is more important than individual will.
All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal.
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission.
Use only the drugs described by your boss or supervisor.
Shut up, be happy.
Obey all orders without question.
The comfort you demanded is now mandatory.
Be happy.
At last everything is done for you

I went to see Jello Biafra do his spoken word gig the other day. He started it off with the above which I recognised and after googling found out it’s by Ice T… Anyway after the first half hour Jello’s rantings and points of view became more unbelievable and to be honest, boring. Maybe he should shut up and be happy. Hah.

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One Response to “SHUT UP, BE HAPPY”

  1. mark Says:

    Thats right Ice T was the artist which used that long intro to one of his albums,it was probably his best work,Hip Hop was much better in the days.
    If im not wrong his DJ was called Evil E.


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